Saturday, 24 December 2011

Dukes, breasts and sabre rattling on Christmas Eve.

It is a shame that Her Majesty's Christmas has been upset by Prince Philip's heart problems. Really the pair of them should have retired years ago, but I suppose with such a bampot for an eldest son, they've been keeping control of things for as long as they can.
Anyway I'll wish Mr. & Mrs. Windsor (Snr) a Happy Christmas as they've earned it.
I sincerely hope that budgetary concerns are not playing a hidden part in our government's advice over the French breast implant scandal?
I find it a sad indictment of our modern society that so many women undergo this procedure for purely cosmetic/vanity reasons, although I do feel it plays an important part in reconstructive surgery for those whose lives have been blighted by breast cancer.
However, a lot of Frenchmen might be suddenly finding out there is "less" of their wives, girlfriends and mistresses in the new year than they originally thought there was!
I would advise Cast Iron to check his war chest before he starts sabre rattling over the latest threat to the Falkland Islands.
He got away with sending HMS Westminster to Libyian waters with only four Sea Wolf missiles on board, but thinking of a "lite" sequel to the last Falkland's conflict, is only asking for a disaster to hit our forces.
Especially as we have now sold all the remaining Harriers to the US Marine Corps.
Still I suppose if we pay for a bit of overtime we could have our aircraft carriers in place sooner.
What a state our Navy is in!

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