We just cannot trust our MPs to be left alone unsupervised with our money any longer. One would have thought they'd learnt a lesson when the Telegraph last exposed their troughing ways. Yet it seems they are addicted to stealing from us.
If they were benefit claimants what they are doing would put them in the dock. No ifs, no buts ...
Having once again shown they are a thieving herd of piggies I think it is time HMRC were brought in. Let the troughers be subject to the same rules you and I have to live by. No more one set of rules for us and a load of loopholes for our elected representatives.
We're all supposed to be in it together so let's see our MPs join us; after all they've approved the legislation HMRC operates under.
Bringing MPs under the rule of HMRC is the only legal and peaceful way I can think of solving this problem. I can imagine a few involving lamp posts, piano wire and immense satisfaction but I don't think my mum would let me out to play if she knew I had just ripped the strings out of the parlour piano.
Well we all know about the Oscars but the Golden Poo awards?
If you nip along to the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine latest exhibition you'll be able to actually see a Golden Poo award on it's red cushion!
As well as viewing all sorts of other excrement related exhibitions.
If you're not in the capital see if your local WI is organizing a poo viewing coach trip. Or just take the kids yourself, good clean family entertainment, they might even have a play area for the little darlings!
I think Colin Farmer is a very lucky man for the local plods to have only mistaken his white stick for a samurai sword. Imagine what the outcome would have been if he'd had a table leg instead!