Standing man's tie lost in German sewers?

I should imagine our very own Westminster based political elite sleep well of a night time in their expenses paid for feather beds. No nightmares for them of an outbreak of British Springness in the Home Counties.
No pictures of Standing Men to frighten their children on their John Lewis supplied 54" plasma screens. Nor do they have too worry about packing their gas mask or pepper spray when venturing out.
Our man made CO2 enriched climate doesn't exactly help matters.
The dilution of the British stock of this country by nuLabor's covert/subversive immigration policies (which probably got hoodwinked thru by Cameroon & Cleggie who also saw the advantages for them of it) is another factor in their good night's sleep.
Finally, how many of us can afford to loose a day's pay?
It's become a case in this country that the choice is between getting docked a day's pay for protesting. Or quietly grumbling to one's self as you just manage to feed the family.
Perhaps another globally warmed up freezing winter might drive the Grey Voters out onto our streets?
Although the riot police will only have to take their mobility aids away to stop that form of protest!
So it looks like our piggies can sleep snugly in their expense furnished sties till 2015 rolls around. Let's hope by then UKIP are ready to do some culling.

Quite frankly I'm not taken in by the tieless gets the work done porky that Boy George came out with over the pictures of the latest G8 junket.
Knowing there is no chance of any protests what the lack of a strict dress code is telling us is the same as when we go on holiday ourselves (if we can afford them!). The feckers are just giving us the finger as they enjoy themselves playing away from home at our expense.

Reading about the actions of UBS in stitching up the city of Leipzig is more like a Mafia novel than a report about the actions of a commercial banking organization.
At least the SEC across the Pond seems to have a long memory and terrier like qualities in pursuing the perpetrators.
Our own FSA seems to have gone back to hibernation as far as looking into any of the past actions of our own busted banks. You would have thought that at the very least it would be pouring thru the files in the banks we actually own?

I hadn't realized how bad things were for Greek fishermen after their country went breasts up till I saw a Greek fishing boat in Brid yesterday!

Have a nice day!

Four world class museums Mr Blatchford, is that too much?

" I would rather have three world class museums than four mediocre museums." 
Of course we all know where Ian Blatchford, Director and Chief Executive of the Science Museum Group is looking when he was saying these words.
Oop north!
Either of the two museums in Yorkshire, the NRM (York) or, the National Media Museum (Bradford) or, the one across the Pennines in Manchester the Museum of Science and Industry are facing the chop after Mr Blatchford's statement.
No chance of course that the Science Museum down in London, so close to Westminster, would be under any sort of threat.
So with Austerity knocking at the door once again as further cuts are planned by this coalition. The "we're all in it together" cry flys out the window. Let the cultural uncouth plebs oop north suffer is probably the thought shared by Cameroon, Boy George and Clever-Clogs Cleggie.
Instead of thinking about throwing our money down the drain in Syria by arming the rebels. Something that will once again, like a nuLabor war boomerang, come back to hit us full in our faces. The Tinkling Trio should instead be encouraging Mr Blatchford to go for four world class museums.

They would be a better investment for this country than putting real guns in the hands of towelhead loonies. Over whom they will have about as much control as Cameroon telling Google to stop finding all these porn sites.
It's a fecking search engine you dipstick of a PM, it only finds things that other people put up on t'internet; at least some of our ISPs appear to have some common sense.
Flexible filtres? What as flexible as your MPs expense claims Ms Perry?
She's only miffed because she has never got an invitation from any of the MPILF sites out there. (Although www.bagoverthehead.eu was rumoured to have made her an offer)

Now for this morning time wasting links -
  Not one but two for my favourite breakfast start to the day, some fine recipes!
  The local morning read?
  Continuing the local theme, a local line for local people?
  Anyone need a stablebelt for that expanding waistline?
Finally, I got lost yesterday evening on YouTube looking at Hitler Downfall parodies for an idea of doing one myself; Cameroon finds out the Laddie Vague is already arming the Syrian rebels on the side!
Still this one made me chuckle the most yesterday -

I just hope no-one changes your subtitles today, I'm off to the seaside soon, have fun yourselves.

There is a very palatable option Hague!

Is there something in the fabric of Number 10 Downing Street that affects the common sense of any politician who enters it's doors?
I only ask because it now seems Cameroon & Laddie Vague are becoming infected with the same blood lust than T B-Liar showed when he had the keys to No. 10.
There is a very palatable option for our government to pursue over Syria, stick to the humanitarian aid and forget the military goodies.

Simples!

End of pants wetting for the dynamic duo; now get back to fixing that EU referendum.

Anapole magnetism attracts mind boggling links.

I have always thought that those scientist seeking Dark Matter would save themselves a fortune by not building those big colliers at CERN but just have a peek down the back of my settee instead.
Now it seems Dark Matter maybe not as dark as we were told it is. It's all a case of not getting the anapole electromagnetism (No I didn't miss the "L" out of it's spelling!) up to speed enough.
Anapole electromagnetism differs from ordinary magnetism in that it forms doughnut shaped boundaries/layers around the particle boundaries. Unlike more normal electromagnetism which is dipolar.
So using this research we may get to "see" Dark Matter finally.

Quite frankly I think Dark Matter is one of those myths scientists have invented to con more funding out of us.
A bit like the thirteen different dimensions mathematicians have come up with. I'm sure at their conferences behind closed doors they are daring each other to come up with another dimension to see if the gullible will swallow it.

There's only five dimensions - up/down, left/right, forwards/backwards, time and down the back of the settee - Simples!
As for "anapole" electromagnetism, I bet there's a bunch of "straight" scientists having a right old chuckle over getting that one passed us!

I think I'm going to have to follow Dick Puddlecoat and his links tank posting. As I started off this morning with good intentions but soon found myself wandering off all over the place following links in other poster's blogs.
  Not really a good place to be first thing on a Monday morning?
  Unless of course you've won the lottery - then spend away!
  Watch you don't spray coffee all over your keyboard/monitor!
  One for the Gentlemen amongst you?
  One for the Ladies or, did I get them the wrong way around?
Gosh there's some weird posters/links out there. I think someone should invent an app called iBlinkers to keep you on the straight and narrow road out on t'internet.

Well I'm hoping to have a child/grandchild free day today but no doubt I'll fail, I hope you succeed in whatever you're up too this fine day, but however it goes just enjoy it!

Sorry girls!

It would appear one of my two daughters at least monitors her father's blog as I have been asked to post the following picture to show they did succumb to the commercialism of today!

It would also appear that both my grandsons were able to find ways around our health conscious/puritan coalition's prohibition of the sale of alcohol to minors (miners?).
I think they went for the pretty colours so maybe plain packaging will work next year!

Empress Merkel's clothing hides Xbox pricing surprise in naked spiritual quest.

So is Thomas Hoenig the little boy in the crowd telling us all that Empress Merkel's banking clothes are all in her head?
Fancy having the cheek to have a go at those Greek and Cypriot banks whilst back in the Motherland things are not so cheery!
I have never been a fan of any of the Basel accords, whatever number they have got up too, there has always been way too much wrangle room in their construction. Plus they have always ended up being stable door shutting exercises rather than preventative measures.
Also alarm bells start ringing in my head when I see the name of a TBTF bank and the word "leverage" in the same sentence!

One of the things I used to hate about Apple was their $1=£1 pricing policy.

However, I do think in these austere times and thru market forces Apple is not so greedy with it's products as it once used too be. Yet it appears that MicroSoft are extracting the urine with the announced price of the new Xbox-One.
Perhaps MS are under the mistaken impression the economies over this side of the Pond have mysteriously recovered like the US one has?
Let's hope the sheeple will see thru MS's "tax, tariff and exchange rates" bull excrement and vote with their pockets.

As for going into the woods clothed only with a fanny pack on a spiritual quest one has to wonder if the young lady in question is a blonde?
Also is it because they have announced they are looking for a naked woman that this time around they have enough volunteers to search for her?
But on a more serious note, I was always under the impression one kept searching with whatever resouces you had at hand until you found who you were looking for. It's certainly been a principle I have used at sea where assets can be a very long time in turning up to assist. You do not stop searching until you have a conclusion one way or another.

A Happy Father's Day to one and all, luckily the commercial aspect of this day have not affected my two daughters!
Yesterday Grandson #1 and I ventured up into the Yorkshire Dales for our steam fix. Only to find an American interlooper working on the line.

Well have a nice day, even if you don't qualify as a Father - Yet!

Is there a commodities broker in the house?

Well I've just gone mad by filling up my fridge and other suitable spaces with ASDA's own blend of ground/filtre coffee today.
At £1.50 for 227grms it is certainly a quid cheaper than when I was last home and half the price of Taylors' blends.
So can anyone tell me if the bottom has fallen out of the coffee market or, has ASDA found a source of cheap coffee beans?
Taste wise it's fine as I bought a packet yesterday when I noticed the price, sampled it this morning and then went mad. It's also not a local promotion as I found it in various ASDAs as we travelled about West & North Yorkshire today.

It's a pity they couldn't do the same thing with their forecourt prices!

Eco porn failure on $75k laptop to back rebels.

Well we've had the lie of unlimited cheaper green electricity from all these fecking windmills dotted over our once beautiful countryside rammed down our throats by our supposed elected representatives.
If you're worried about the view from your window, you should see what they are doing offshore in the name of this lunacy, forests of single red lights now on a night time.
Anyone with a crumb of common sense can work out the carbon/resources used to built these offshore wind farms will never be recouped. Well only by taking money from our pockets to swell the coffers of the companies involved out there.
Now we have the government endorsed myth of killer E-Fags on the rampage, needing to be licenced to protect ourselves from ourselves, but we all know it's another Piggy Yeo vested interest con job on us poor proles.
With the Greens jumping on the band wagon with Eco Porn or, Fecking For Forests; although leaving the Greens to themselves they don't seem to have made much of a success of this branch of things the T'internet was invented for!
Nor saved any forests!
So perhaps they need to get Piggy Yeo into coach them, pay a few MPs to ask questions in the House about the government's lack of support for Eco/Green porn.
Maybe Cast Iron could command Google to find more Eco/Green porn sites for our children's viewing.
In fact with all the money spinning opportunities here for government (our pennies) funds to be channelled into Eco/Green porn. I'm surprised we haven't seen that grinning snakes oil salesman, T B-Liar, turning up as the ambassador for Eco/Green porn.
But going back to the original premise, if the Greens can't even save a forest using sex, I don't think I'd trust their blueprints for saving a world!

As we all know to our cost our Piggies are very much influenced by things that happen across the Pond.
So look out for inflated insurance claims at the next party conferences over here.
But it does show how out of touch our political elites are becoming when they'll shell out $15k for an iPad. As for the $75k MacBook Pro, I'd loved to have been that salesman, just imagine what you could have charged the Piggy for AppleCare!
However, it does make one wonder if this sort of thing is already going on with our own home bred Piggies, probably with the taxpayer (you & I) picking the tab up somewhere along the line?

Whilst Cast Iron and Laddy Vague struggle with a convincing line to take over arming the Syrian rebels now that Paddy O'Bama has covertly waved the green flag.
Perhaps they should instead start thinking about whose side they are going to take when the Turkish situation blows up in their faces. 
If Cast Iron and Laddy Vague had any common sense between themselves they would just sit out the Syrian misadventure. Whereas if it does kick off in Turkey it will be the fuse that sets off the whole Balkans.

Well yesterday youngest grandson and I escaped off on the KLR whilst my two daughters had a girly day. Also managed to get my washing done and dried in between the showers.

Now where are we going to get our steam fix today?
Well whatever your fix is today I hope you have an enjoyable time seeking it out.

Killer E-Fags not too blame for Louisiana uglyness outbreak

Piggy Yeo's vested interests in "greening" our economy for the benefit of others rather than those having to pay for it all leaves a somewhat lingering whiff of rotten fish in one's nostrils.
However, if you want to see some blatant smoke and mirror stuff worthy of the old Fruitcake frae Kirkcaldy budgets, just read MHRA's press release on regulating E-Fags.
What we are really seeing here under the disguise of being for our own good is the vested interest of nicotine patch manufacturers and our NHS realizing that E-Fags threaten their very nice little earner.
A nice little deal that sees us the taxpayers supplying the funds for the NHS to buy all those patches it needs for it's anti-smoking campaigns.
Luckily there are many of us who are not blinded by the fake science and doctored statistics used to bamboozle the majority of the proles. The old uniform cap is doffed in Mr Puddlecoat's direction for publishing Steve W's letter to his MP concerning this con.
I urge you to join me in writing to your local piggy over this latest attempt to corral us and pick our pockets all for our own good - Once again!

Whilst the story in it's self of two drunken women forcing a ten year old to drive them home is amusing. The comments are even more enlightening!

I shall probably find myself under fire from the PC Taliban for directing you to the missing links being found alive and well across the Pond but otherwise I'd be banging my head against my monitor with the latest bit of news coming out of Westminster.
It's a case of trying to bolt the stable door after the war-horses have all run off and who let the animals escape in the first place?
All those spineless piggies who allowed B-Liar to go to war whenever he felt like it. The very same ones who because of their lack of control now want to monitor us instead.

I'm beginning to wonder if we shouldn't have a culling of MPs instead of badgers?
In fact I wonder if MPs as a species is one we would be better off with it going extinct!

Back but the stench still lingers on!

Well I'm back after a bit of a shortened tour of duty, I don't think my opposite number will be rushing off to any gathering of the Clans next year, this year's one proved to be more costly than he had budget for!
Even though it's been a quicker return home the usual niggles back at work were there. I had thought I might see an improvement but unfortunately things reverted to form.
Yesterday we managed to wangle an earlish crew change down in Chatham, well we got about an hour back, but I'm sure the other crew are still way ahead of us.
Still that hour we got back yesterday allowed me to have lunch with someone who I consider to be Britain's greatest supporting actor. Although he has appeared in leading roles I think he does his best work in supporting roles.
However, we both share an interest in houseboats, which led me to having lunch with him and his good wife on their houseboat. I won't say anymore as we both have our own reasons for further confidentiality.

So what have I come home too?
Well the lingering stench of our rotten Parliament is once more back in our nostrils.

This time it is Tim Yeo whose fat and bloated body is proving the putrid odours to attack our senses. Not only has this pig too many vested interests to act impartially on anything. He also has the gall to coach witnesses before he supposedly grills them.

Let's not forget that it isn't only Piggy Yeo who has his pockets lined by other outside parties in this very cesspit of a parliament.

Ed Davey will not be a happy bunny until he has this country suffering from rolling black outs, horse and carts clogging our motorways up and families too frightened to eat or heat themselves.
But you can be assured he'll enjoy a "Green" retirement funded by the money robbed from our pockets to pay for all those fecking windmills and stealth carbon taxes.

Finally, one stain that will take generations to even fade slightly let alone be removed from the history of this country is Tony B-Liar's riding of the Chimpanzee-in-the-White-House coat tails into Iraq.
I sincerely hope B-Liar is buried with a copy of his dodgy dossier, the sooner the better and I'm more than willing to help him meet his Maker sooner than he plans too!

Well it's been quite a busy day for me this first one back home, meeting all the family, seeing my new grand daughter. Although she was more interested in the Land of Nod than her grand dad!
So it's back to watching this space, I hope you'll once again find it filled with interesting things.